Current Injury Tally:
One ankle scrape (left)
One ankle bone scrape (right)
One forearm scratch (right)
One knee scrape (left)
Two rug burns (both knees)
One forearm bruise (right)
One upper arm bruise (left)
One giant meaty gash (left foot, index toe)
Three small cuts (left foot, middle and fourth toes)

I'm seriously fucked up. I get hurt like, all of the time. It's disgusting, the amount I get hurt. Unfortunately, I seem doomed to an existence of... being hurt for no reason, and often times by myself because I am too clumsy to function on a daily basis.

I'm glad I don't have a job where I work with sharp things...

My mom told me that high heels would cure my clumsiness, and I told her that high heels would only help me break my neck faster.